Justin About Believe
- Justin Bieber: hey
- Justin Bieber: I’m back with a new album
- Justin Bieber: ruining your life
- Justin Bieber: I bet you missed me
- Justin Bieber: lol of course you did
- Justin Bieber: this new music I’ve written
- Justin Bieber: will destroy your ovaries
- Justin Bieber: Then I’ll release a shirtless beach music video
- Justin Bieber: then I’ll tour
- Justin Bieber: And give the OLLGs lapdances every night
- Justin Bieber: and sexually fustrate the fuck outta you
- Justin Bieber: And make pervy tweets
- Justin Bieber: then everything will be fine
- Justin Bieber: lol but I’m not coming to your city
- Justin Bieber: but I’ll still ruin you anyway
- Justin Bieber: Your grades will fail, you’ll start stalking me again, all your money will be spent on my merch, you’ll constantly be sexually frustrated, and fangirling will be your life again
- Justin Bieber: and you’ll love it
- Me: okay
